Friday, July 11, 2008

How Dinosaurs Became Extinct

Many scientists over the years have pondered the question "What caused the dinosaurs to become extinct?" There are those who believe that the Ice Age killed them. There are others who believe that a meteor struck the earth and caused the sudden death of the entire race of dinos. I have traveled back in time to once and for all put all theories to rest. With the help of my trusty camera to document the proof, I will solve this ancient mystery. Please be warned: these photos contain graphic images. Anyone who is faint of heart might not be able to handle it. For the rest of you, the curious lot, keep reading and your questions will be answered.
Notice the Giant Candycornasaurus and the herd of friendly Mini Toysonthetops co-existing in peace and harmony.

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Along comes the Birthday Boyraptor, seeming happy and innocent, but secretly plotting how to get his claws on some Candy Corn Spikes.
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Behold: the mighty savage warriors known as boysandgirlsataparty come out of their caves to celebrate one of their own making it through one more tough prehistoric year.
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Notice how the savages are all wearing looks of total satisfaction as they devour the helpless dinos.
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The carnivorus Auntosaurus Rex toys with her food before eating it.
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Behold the destruction left behind.
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What about the mighty T-Rex? Did he die out from famine when all the others were eaten up like some books say he might have? The pictures prove otherwise:
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First we see the mighty Samuel armed with the ultimate weapon: a Sith Lightsaber.
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Uh-oh, the T-rex is too powerful for the lightsaber to do any real damage.
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How about a tennis racket?
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Nope again
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Big Brothers even get in on the action

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To no avail

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The final weapon that Sir Samuel chooses: a drumstick(?)
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Ha-ha!! Not so mighty now!!
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Behold!!! the first piece of bubble-gum!
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Oops, looks like Rexie is losing his mind (I warned you this was going to be graphic!!)
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Victory belongs to Sir Samuel, Dinoslayer!!!
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Goodbye, Dinosaurs!!!
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One more non-dino pic: Benjamin FINALLY lost the tooth that has been loose since MAY!!!! HOORAY!!!!
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8 comments:

Mark said...

That was the toughest dinosaur I have ever seen!!! I knew he wouldn't be able to withstand the power of Darth Samuel, though. T-Rex just didn't know the power of the dark side!!!

rthling said...

You are hilariously creative! Happy birthday to Samuel!

Kelli said...

Mark- you got that right about that dino being tough. I thought he'd never die!!!

rthling- thanks for stopping by and wishing Samuel a happy birthday. don't forget to stop by in a few weeks when we journey to the moon and back for Nathaniel's 11th birthday.

rthling said...

You know I'll be back! Your boys look so sweet. Sounds like our kids are pretty close in age.
We are gearing up to begin a new school year. Can't believe Hailey's going into the fifth grade and Caleb will be in the third. This is my first year to teach a grade I've already taught. I can hardly wait.
Talk to you later!

Kelli said...

This is going to be my first year to homeschool. (well, I did homeschool for preschool for all three boys, but this is my first to have all three on different levels) So exciting!! I have sixth grade, second grade and kindergarten.

rthling said...

Ooo Kelly! You are going to have so much fun! And I made a liar out of myself. I taught Hailey second grade, so this is my second year to re-teach a grade. I just did a whole different program with Caleb in the second grade than I did with Hailey, so it didn't feel the same.

rthling said...

And I totally misspelled your name, too. Am I good or whut??
Hee, hee!

Kelli said...

It happens all the time. If not my first name my last-Gilliland :-)